Summary: Rose and Jackie drag the Doctor to every Christmas party in London. Some poorly placed mistletoe puts Rose in a compromising situation.
A/N: Written for rinaway for the DW SS fic thingy. I only took parts of your prompt(s), hope you like it!
Ten/Rose, NSFW, roughly 4.5k
After much convincing, The Doctor had agreed to spend Christmas at Jackie’s flat. And by much convincing, he meant a smile and three bats of Rose’s long lashes. He was wrapped around her finger, and he knew it. He couldn’t bring himself to care. Even though he should…the last Time Lord bending to the whims of a young female human. Well, they didn’t know Rose Tyler. He was fairly certain that even Rassilon himself would agree to dinner at Jackie’s if Rose smiled at him just so.
you know what people don’t talk about enough? 100 monkeys’ video for ‘ugly girl’
I can’t stop listening to this song I DON’T KNOW WHY *whistling*
the monkey song | 100 monkeys
if genitals don’t touch/aren’t touched in your fic, you had better not rate it anything higher than PG-13/Teen. R for violence my fucking ass. You’re not the MPAA, this isn’t a movie. if I walk into your R-rated fic and all they do is kiss a little, I’m going to curse your crops and come for your children like a fucking thief in the goddamn night.